The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert
about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is
transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus
is called Weekly Overload Recreation Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues
or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the
nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes -
Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE) and Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this
medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends,
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.