I came across this is an email today….gave me a good laugh and I thought I would share. I will post it under “Life’s Lessons!”

Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.’

So – if you give her crap,

you will receive more
shit than any one human being can handle.

Love and appreciate the woman in your life.