I receive so much fan spam mail…I thought I would answer some of it here….
I’m a very luck gal!!
Get a REAL Visa Right Away
So now I won’t get arrested every time I try to use my fake one! Hope this one gets here quick. Think they will deliver to a State Prison?
$10,000 Scholarship Giveaway Confirmation
Perfect for when I get out of jail and start my new life! (Although I have earned my Masters in License Plate Manufaturing here!)
Someone has sent you a Victoria Secret Gift Card!
Woo-hoo…best smelling inmate around! Wait…they don’t have a Victoria Secrets here !
Reach your weight loss goals with a full body cleanse.
I don’t think they mean with soap either….
Flirt with Sexy singles
All talk…baby…all talk
Naughty or Nice? Browse Singles in Your Area!
Obviously all naughty in my area, why do you ask?
Boob job gone wrong
That’s a matter of opinion, jerk!
You’ve heard about it on the radio and tv. Now you can cleanse at home.
Dear God….someone is trying to tell me something!
Picture Yourself an eBay Millionaire!
O.K., now what?
CHEAP Viagra save 50% your money !!!
I will save this coupon. (Well you never know!)
Experience 4 Nights in Beautiful Cancun
I will when I get my REAL Visa!
Product Ideas & Inventions Needed
I know where this is going, so you are interested in the After Hump Panty Lump
Didn’t Think you could afford that house? Now you Can!
Of course I can…I have a Masters you know!
AUT0 INSURANCE SAVINGS UP TO $600 A YEAR !
God knows I need this!
Love Is Sexy ! Are You?
I’m in cell 063….*wink*